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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Who is Ron Mexico?

Despite the fact that certain past UVA football players (Marquis Weeks) have admitted instinctual tendencies to running from the police, UVA has never been plagued with sexually related lawsuits of the kinds confronted by the two Vick brothers of which Virginia Tech is so proud. We all remember Marcus Vick's sexual encounter with two fourteen year old girls who he claims he thought were of age. He got off easily with a misdemeanor for contributing to the delinquency of a minor (oh, is that what they are calling it these days?). Not to be out done, his big brother Michael who we all thought was the mature stable one had this suit filed against him this weekend for negligence and battery because he knowingly had unprotected sex with a woman without telling her he had tested positive for Herpes Simplex 2. What tops everything is that the lawsuit alleges that Michael has sought out testing and treatment for his STD under the alias of "Ron Mexico." Yes, Hokies are that creative.

The Virginian-Pilot details how Michael Vick apparently apologized to her for not telling her of his condition before sleeping with her, and then refused to provide any financial help to her for treatment of the disease. So classy. But then, what do you expect from a Hokie?

3 Comments:

Blogger Jason Kenney said...

I think Marcus's contributing to the delinquency charge was for giving them both alcohol. Also, with Michael, this is a he said/she said situation that popped up two and a half years after the event and conviently after his ten year, $130 million deal. I don't know, if it's true that sucks of him, but, well, at least it was just Herpes...

10:55 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait until John Madden comments, "Michael Vick's accuracy is way off today. Perhaps his herpes is acting up." Then he telestrates the problem...

11:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Herpes suddenly became much more complex.

9:30 PM

 

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