Saint Valentine Is No Friend Of Mine
I'll keep this rant brief, but suffice it to say that today marks the worst holiday ever conceived by humankind. Even worse than Arbor Day.
Valentines Day is nothing more than a vast conspiracy by the merchandisers of chocolates, flowers, greeting cards and teddy bears to make husbands and boyfriends feel guilted into spending ungodly sums of money on frivolities. V-Day also makes single folks feel like social pariahs by parading everyone else's happiness in front of them in a ritual shaming.
Not that I'm bitter or anything, but I think I'll spend the evening wearing black, watching Carrie, and listening to She Hates Me on repeat.