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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The Legend of Matt Wells Grows

Yesterday's National Journal Hotline reported that George Allen has hired "The Phenom" Matt Wells to be the organizational director for Allen's '06 campaign. You'll remember Wells as a driving force behind the successful campaign of LG Bill Bolling and as the campaign manager for the the GOP's lone special election victory in a House of Delegates race, that of Del. Chris Peace.

Wells has now apparently hit the big time by latching on with the ever-growing Allen bandwagon. I don't know Matt Wells, but I heard he once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury. That's impressive.


Blogger CR UVa said...

Matt Wells is a good leader, very organized and personable. This was a good move by the George Allen campaign and I am happy for Matt. I'm sure he will continue to make us proud.

11:02 AM

Blogger Chris Porter said...

One time I was with Matt Wells in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Wells goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Matt Wells! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'MattWells' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"

12:10 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the guy who engineered the200 vote margin in Peace's district? Wow. That should be a 62% Republican district. Bad candidate? Bad campaign? You pick 'em

4:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 1600: That puts him up there with Randy Marcus, who mangaged a 1.2% win over Leslie Byrne. The sheer power of these guys is awe-inspiring. Peace wasn't much to work with. Allen is far more of a known quantity.

7:35 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

About Matt Wells: Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English (read Decmoracts) with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

8:24 AM

Blogger Tom James (aka Brave Hart) said...


Who's "love child" is he?

All this special treatment and no qualifications.

9:53 AM

Blogger spankthatdonkey said...

That Matt Wells story with the Deer is a little different, I have the video here

The Deer was tied to the hood as evidenced by the video.

10:34 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt Wells is super hunky too! I think I'll go volunteer for Allen's campaign...

11:22 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt Wells sleeps with a night light. Not because Matt Wells is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Matt Wells.

11:34 AM


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